Sunday, January 31

Ramble bramble

I love fandomsecrets, it makes me feel happy that there are people as obsessive and weird as me that their fandoms actually creep into their everydays lives. Weird but reassuring.

Still in my Tim Roth mood. Theres a couple of films on youtube that I need to watch.

Finished my Boudica book. Very interesting. Just for interest, here are some google results of what people think Boudica looks like:


The only one I like


Lovely, post rape vaginal bleeding of her virginal young daughters. History is so nice.


This one is ridiculous. I mean, I never understood the idea of adding nipples to armor. Batman did it, Robin did it and now apparently Boudica did as well. Why? Are her nipples going to be constantly erect that they need protection in those bright red shells? I also like the extra pair of breasts on her head - just incase we didn't understand that she was a woman, she needs two very obvious symbols. As far as I can tell from my reading, the British celts didn't actually wear helmets, they wore body paint and were quite savage. Besides, if they did, why on earth would they have two breasts on top? Its like the same as the Viking myth of wearing horns on their head, why would anybody add extra, easily grabble pieces to their helmets which could easily be removed during battle and therefore leave the skull exposed for a nice bit of slicing? Ugh.


Boudica dead, I guess. There is a theory that she poisioned herself after she lost to the Romans. I just assumed she would die in that horrific fight. Who knows.


Okay, maybe I like two

Desperate Housewives is so dramatic and silly. I love it.

Monday, January 25

Sexy

Tim Roth Pictures, Images and Photos

tim roth knives?? Pictures, Images and Photos

tim roth Pictures, Images and Photos

Seriously. I don't get it, but yeah. Wow. Sexy.

Oh, and for the lulz

Tim Roth Vomits Pictures, Images and Photos

Sunday, January 10

African Shoebill Stork


A bird so awesome it needed its own blog entry.

Monday, January 4

Vampire Dream

I had a dream where I was walking around a museum with Felix from New Moon and I was critising his siring abilities because so far he's made only kind of shit, retarded vampires. He took the critism rather well, but that was only because I was some sort of highly respected vampire.

I started my better diet again today. I seriously hope I stick to it, I have so much weight to loose. I don't know if finding a nice item of clothing I like but can't currently get into will encourage me to stick to it. There is a very nice jumper in New Look that may do the job, or a nice dress in a vintage shop. I'll figure it out later.

Back to college tomorrow. 9-5 tomorrow except a huge gap for lunch. Why have a 2 hour lunch? That is ridiculous. Thank god the library is good at the college.

I'm not sure why I even update this thing. I currently have three diaries. Really necessary?